Last minute planning

A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend. The attendant worked quickly, but there were many cars ahead and in front of him. Finally, the attendant motioned the minister toward a vacant pump.

"Reverend," said the young man, "Sorry about the delay. It seems as if everyone waits until the last minute to get ready for a long trip."

The minister chuckled, "I know what you mean. It's the same in my business."

Thanks, Dad

In kindergarten, the teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers.

"Yes, my dad taught me," he said.

"Good. What comes after three?"

"Four," the boy answered.

"What comes after six?"

"Seven."

"Your dad did a good job. And what comes after ten?"

"A jack!" said little Johnny.